This commercial haunts my dreams

This video haunts me. 

I wake up in the morning, put some running clothes on, realize it's way too cold to go outside so I go on the treadmill downstairs. Turn on ESPN to catch up with my sporting news and without fail, this commercial is on, every time.

Then for the rest of the day I get Eli's dumb looking face stuck in my head and his annoying voice saying he is going to Disney World. 

First off, I am tired of this shit. Every athlete says they are going to Disney World, why not tell the truth. You are going to a bar to get drunk. That's what you are going to do. Go blow a few million dollars of your Super Bowl bonus.

Second, the part at the end where they sing, "Dreams come true!" Freaking gets stuck in my head for the rest of the day. I go to finished my work out, all I hear is, "Dreams come true!" 

I go to the bathroom, "Dreams come true!"

I talk to my mom about serious political issues, "Dreams come true!"

It gets stuck in my head for the rest of the day, then once that gets out, I get Eli's stupid face stuck in my head

Yeah, that one. Then I think about that all day. 

Then I finally get into bed at night, finally I forgot about it. After trying not to think of Eli for 12 hours, and I am about to get a sound sleep.

I turn my TV on to put on some background noise and I hear this commercial in the background.

Son of a bitch, they got me again.